The New Pong Squared Single Player Update™️

Have YOU ever tried to get your friends to play Pong Squared™️ with you but then you realised that you don't have any friends because you keep bringing up Pong Squared™️ in every single conversation??????? Well do I have the update for you!

Your friends have now been replaced by AI! 

In The New Pong Squared Single Player Update™️ you can play against a state-of-the-art AI that was trained on hundreds of hours of YOUR Pong Squared™️ gameplay , so it knows exactly how to beat you up in epic Pong Squared™️ action!

Is that not enough for you? Fear not, because your friends aren't the only people that can be replaced by AI, you can too!! So play The New Pong Squared Single Player Update™️ TODAY only for the price of ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!!!!*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*it takes up like 2 more KB than the previous version something something sell your soul something blah blah blah terms and conditions may apply